One Down, Four to Go for this List

Last week, Pwn or Die made a list of “Five Bands That Don’t Need Their Own Guitar Hero Game.” Number five: Van Hagar Halen, outed by a ratings board listing the very next day. https://kotaku.com/guitar-hero-van-halen-confirmed-by-ratings-board-5216877 While it’s possible P or D didn’t know or overlooked the rumblings of just such a game, going back a year, that’s some absolutely karmic timing. And so here are the other four we can look holy rummy forward to being announced sometime this week (commentary is mine):(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); • Guitar Hero: U2 – I’d have to agree here. I’m one of those guys who came in with “Joshua Tree” and then worked his way backward, not forward. I’m not sure I could must up the self-regard necessary to even do a plastic peripheral cover of “Vertigo.” I’d feel like I was in an iPod ad. Plus I’m not sure how the African debt relief minigame would work. • Guitar Hero: Nickelback – Don’t know a damn thing royally rummy about them or their music, other than they are used as a punchline only slightly less often than Insane Clown Posse. • Guitar Hero: Coldplay – I’ll confess to being convinced to buy their album by a woman I briefly dated. Then “The 40-Year-Old rummy 365 Virgin” came out with its infamous line. Since then, every time I’ve bought a new computer or iPod, god damn iTunes makes sure to redownload this to my hard drive. • Guitar Hero: Creed – Simply because the game would consist of 80 songs played to the same note highway. Also because they are used as a punchline slightly more often than Insane Clown Posse. On that score, now I want some DJ Hero: ICP. How about you Juggalos? 5 Bands That Don’t Need Their Own Guitar Hero Game [Pwn or Die]